Dolphins: The Collapse Of Bitcoin

Dolphin Psyop Conspiracy

Silence From Bitcoin Core

I reached out to Pieter Wuille, Bitcoin Core contributor and maintainer, but no comment was made on the matter.

Censorship at Core?

I investigated Bitcoin Core’s repository and I did not find a single mention of “dolphins.” One can only assume the censors are hard at work.

Anonymous Bitcoin Wallet Sides With Dolphins

A Bitcoin neutrality debate was sparked by the most popular privacy focused Bitcoin software: Wasabi Wallet took the side of the dolphins, making wannabe competitors questioning if Wasabi Wallet is actually ran by marine mammals?

Fundoz Are Safu

To avoid misunderstandings, it’s important to note that dolphins did NOT hack Bitcoin. If you did not lose your coins in a boating accident, you have nothing to worry about.

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