Lo and behold, I lay before thee the Ten Commandments of Bitcoin Maximalism
I. Thou shalt worship no other blockchain before Bitcoin
II. Thou shalt hold thine own private keys
III. Thou shalt feast upon the flesh of beasts
IV. Thou shalt ponder the mysterious bond between Bitcoin and Chess
V. Thou shalt not wear thy mask
VI. Upon further consideration, thou shalt wear thy mask, because it’s good for privacy
VII. Thou shalt traverse to the blessed soil of El Salvador
VIII. Thou shalt run thy own full node to fortify thine sovereignty
IX. Thou shalt command lightning to hasten the pace of thine trade
X. Thou shalt participate in coinjoins to uphold thine privacy
Amplify these sacred tenets: scatter these truths throughout the realms of cyberspace
